Stupid Sayings: “I Wish a MF’er would!”

I really, really, hate it when I hear or see someone say that.  Not dislike, literal hatred.

I’m no lawyer (nor do I ply one on TV), but even I can see that being quoted as saying “I wish someone would give me a reason to kill them” is a bad idea.  It’s hard to imagine getting acquitted of murder when you told people you were looking for a reason to kill them!  Now imagine that ‘them’ is actually everyone around you.  That is what saying “I wish a MF’er would” is doing.  You’re broadcasting to everyone within earshot that you’re trying to find a reason to kill someone.

That’s not self-defense, that’s murder.  Premeditated murder.

I personally hope a MF’er doesn’t.  Please, don’t try.  It will only end up badly for everyone involved.

If that’s too complicated, let me put it to you this way:

HOW YOU SEE YOU-

HOW WE ALL SEE YOU-

HOW A PROSECUTOR SEES YOU-

Don’t be dumb.  See you next Friday

-S_S